epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN
cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally stopped working for a second
my-mindpalace-is-the-tardis: lets invent a game where whenever someone yells ‘reichenbach’ at you, you have to stumble and then trip and fall over the nearest object to you.
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Cosplay is Not Consent!
animeboston: We want everyone to have a fun but also safe weekend. We’ll have these posted around the convention center. Remember if you see something, say something. Anime Boston staff, MCCA staff, and Boston PD are there to help you!
johnnybooboo: i can’t seem to remember the name of the potterlock fic where sherlock was a muggle and john was a wizard and sherlock tried to hatch some fucking basilisks
It's national crush day, who ever sends you a '♥'...
It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it...– -delacroix (via plainviews)
lock-bitt: sorryforpartybarackin: OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not
urinatings: i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
fartgallery: “high school is the best time of your life”
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning. Imagine...
babytruncks: *looks through your blog* *not v impressed* *looks through your tagged/me* *follows*
stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears