Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
(via british-kitten)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
(via british-kitten)
isn’t sass an emotional response?
The human half brings the sass.
(Source: sunfell, via thatpsychowriter)
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
(via seedysunflower)
lets invent a game where whenever someone yells ‘reichenbach’ at you, you have to stumble and then trip and fall over the nearest object to you.
(via piratesaremydivision)