Tears of A Martian
a treat to my followers
i love youi love you
Where are people getting these? ‘w’ /should probably check Serebii more often
i honestly feel 100% better after watching this
YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME ON MY BLOG YOU PERFECT VIDEO
this made me happy so fast i dont know why o-o
WHERE CAN I GET THIS PUPPET IT IS THE BEST PUPPET
SAME HERE
I don’t care if I’ve posted too many things today already THIS IS GOING ON MY DASH AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT.
(Source: constellationlcd, via treehousegirl)
Diphallia is a rare medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penises.
It is also one of my fetishes.
oh
I…. I thought that was impossible… holy shit…
But which one do you pee out of…
……..
HOLY SHIT HUMAN SOLLUX EXISTS.
I would honestly like to NOT reblog this.
But there’s two of them.
And I, for some reason, find myself being unable to not reblog it.
I just
Felt myself turn a little straighter
At Hogwarts:
In the Tardis:
In the Shire:
In the Impala:
In Camelot:
In the Pokemon world
At Avengers Mansion:
In Storybrooke:
The Warehouse:
The Jeffersonian:
Dalton Academy:
Narnia:
Playing Sburb
The Truffula Valley:
With the Hetalia gang:
(Source: hogwartsbattle98, via colinception)
I creep on the neighbors …
I cry over things …
I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …
I go out for a drive …
I do things I’m not proud of …
I sit on the computer for 17 hours …
I eat anything I see …
I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …
I cry some more …
And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”
And, I’m just like …
… Nothing …
I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.
#how to summon satan
Oh my god.
THE DISCORD
FUCKIN KILL ME NOW
AUGGGGH MY EAAAAARS
Y̶̰̭̠͓̲ͭ̋ͣ̃̈́͘ŏ̮̙̺̠̝̦ͪͪ̾̈ͯ͟͠ű̘̜͒ ͩ̍͑͊̿ͬ́̆ͪ҉͔͚c̳̣͗̿͊ͅą̡̭̥̒ͤ͡n̗̲̪͔ͣ̚ ̃̈ͨ̎ͥ͊̓͂͜͏̩̣̳g̴̙͍͎̬̰̳̘͕͑̄͑̍ͣͭͩ̚ë̯̱̙̰̖͍̹́͆̾̇͞ͅt͙̝̖̮̘̟̳̩̹̓͐͢ ̷̨͍͖̘͉͊ͪ̑̀ͫ̚ͅȧ̴̻̘̟̞͉̜͓ͫ͐̓ͮ̌̒̎͟ͅd͚̬̈́ͬ͛́ͭ̚d̙̻ͧͨͨi͍̺̯̤͉̦̹ͤc̈ͮ҉͇͓̗̹̀t̂̊̿̽̾҉̟͕̻̹̫ẹ̵̰̐́d̿̌̃ͨ͏҉̘̝̱̟ ͬ̐͏̷̼̫̭͖̬͉̭̤t̢̛̞͔̺͇͈̖̰͖͐ͩ̋̃o̧͖̭̎̍̀̓̽͒͘ͅ ̓̐ͪͨ̚͏̸̪̗͓̮̜̗̰͈͢a͕̖̥̹͚̗̙̦̠ͦ͋̏͠ ̳͇̪̌̈͌́̔̇ͫ̈̚͡c̭͙̙̓̍͜e̴̓ͪ̌͏̠̖̠̹̙͇͖ͅͅŕ̢̞̺͎̗̹ͪ͝tͪ͋҉̴̨̰̜̮ạ͎̣͙̱̣ͥͨ̒̃ͪ̃͑̆̚î̴̛͚̞̭̯̾͆̊ͩͣn̢ͭ҉̡̞̱̰̮̻ ̖̱̮̿̈ͣͦ̊̏ͅḱ̙̗̚i̘͎̻͙̟̤ͨ̑ͦ̌ͅņ̗͕͋̿́̕d̸̢͕͕̙̺͚͚̯͎̽͋ͭ̂̄ͅ ̫̙̼̫͉̒ò̡̪͍̰̥̭̬̊̒͜f̥̗͙͎̪̦̗͖̥͌ͣ̽̽ͮ͗̄ͩ ͕͈̯̬̺̬̅̍ͪ̿ͯ͗͐͜s̨̹̖̖̱̙͊̋̐͠ͅá̶̞̲͌̋̐d̸̪̖̬̟͈̟̼̅̎͗n̮ͭͤ̋͑͑̀̚͞ͅe̸͐ͮ̚҉̳̻̞s̟̩̳͕̙̗̽͠s̳͇̭̘͔̿̾̇͊̋̃̍̓ͅ.̱̼͓̖̘̆̒̍ͣ
dAMN
FUCKGIN HELEP
OH GOD
(via toxieepaws)
First thing first, it’s a Quebec who doesn’t know their political views. Engaged to a Canada.
I’m not the only one who remembers that Quebec is the area that wants to leave Canada and be its own country, right? You know, the Canadians who declared that they were their own nation…
OH MY GOD, YES! I DID IT!
heheh~
Now to wait and watch the shit storm
First thing first, it’s a Quebec who doesn’t know their political views. Engaged to a Canada.
I’m not the only one who remembers that Quebec is the area that wants to leave Canada and be its own country, right? You know, the Canadians who declared that they were their own nation…
OH MY GOD, YES! I DID IT!
A child before losing their baby teeth.
AHHHH
is it odd that I actually find that really interesting? owo
(Source: jpegirl, via treehousegirl)
This is my Mom. In the beginning of last month, I called the paramedics because she wasn’t able to stand up. She had been having flu like symptoms for a while, but we thought nothing of it. When we arrived at the ER, the doctor examined her and told us that she had somehow acquired a flesh-eating bacteria that was gangrenous, and he said that it was very possible she wasn’t going to live through the night. My Mom endured three emergency surgeries that night, and has pulled through with amazing strength. It’s been almost a month now, and she’s still in the hospital—undergoing reconstructive surgery as I write this.
She doesn’t know how beautiful she is, she doesn’t understand how much she adds to this world. Her goofy sense of humour, her wit, her love, and her hugs, they all saved my life so many times, and brightened the lives of others.
I’ve never written anything like this before, but would anyone mind reblogging this to show your support, and to tell her and show her how much she’s loved and appreciated? I know it would mean the world to her.
(via andispyralgoesmad)
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